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[Random Death [GORE]]

EH. . .

i guess for the sake of violence, it isn't too bad. its just that it could be SO much more freakish or unlpeasant. like were are the people getting their finger nails pried off, or people actually screaming. a guy with his head blown off, or a baby getting stomped isn't too gross. with ALL honesty something can be 5000 times grosser or disturbing, without blood or guts. where's the spinal fluid, bone, or all the other bodily fluids. like with that pregnant woman, it was just comical, because if someone shot a pregnant lady's stomach, the baby wouldnt just fly out. it would probably blow a hole through her entire abdominal region leaving a bloody trail of bones, intestines, and placenta hanging out the back. but even if that were your inclination to make a controversial flash, why would you just have a bunch of gore? it seems petty, not to mention completely powerless. no point, no shock, no humor, just boring. i have seen FAR more disturbing images than a poorly tweened baby without legs, or headless corpses, or flying fetuses. have babies eating eachother, or a little man inside another's head eating his way out. no joke, the real world can be way grosser and fucked up than anything i have just seen here. and to be honest, i wouldn't care too much to see it, and i know deep down you REALLY wouldn't either no matter if you are insane, or some sort of psycopath; which you're not. . . . .

PS. i would have laughed my ASS off if you had "hey there fancy pants" by ween playing in the background. that would have had an ENTIRELY different effect.

[Baby Factory]

wow

funny as hell, especially " i got your legs, BITCH!" imaginative, morbid, and fucking hilarious. i have a movie of my own that is having trouble taking flight. its generally pretty good, so please check it out.

-Death to the lamb wig queen! revel in maniacle slaughter!!!-

[Dante's Inferno: Canto I]

aye! well done

that was pretty good, it had very simple yet well styled and effective animation. i happen to be a big fan of the seven deadly sins, and have made my own flash that will somewhat be themed on it, so if you would please check it out and vote, mayhaps review it, i would be most obliged.

[CYBER]

seems like this god can do more than wall sorcery.

wow... your really good at animation davie...

TheMillz responds:

Thankz Jeff :D

[Moonlight]

this was...

some brilliant shit! must've taken you forever. it was really really good, for obvious reasons(good plot, and better graphics). as soon as i saw this i was like "this is so the guy who made vallhalla knights!!!"

[Spiderman vs..]

look i like the sprites but....

hey dude dont be bumbed out i like the sprites , no seriously good job on that theyre nice , but ya gotta trust me on this one ill give u some good tips to improve ur ratings, first off find more intense music, it dosnt have to be from a game, and make it loud too so we can hear it, also dont make so many pauses between atacks it makes it all like a walk through the park , viewers wanna jump from jagged rock to jagged rock , ya wanna pack alota action in it so we dont get bored..... also what they say in the begining makes no sense... i think its from the game though so w/e good job on this. practice!!!

[Talon VS Salocin - Part 1]

nice job!

good job man, but like youve heard before, its kinda generic the whole story so far.... add a better plot and maybe make the music in ur fight scenes louder i mean it was so soft it kinda just added ambience and didnt really add too much, but i still loved the fight in the end..... yup im just starting flash and i know frame by frame is time taking......... espeacialy full body drawings, you sir......... inspire me and im gonna make my first submision like urs EXCEPT!!!! IT WILL HAVE MORE STORY AND MORE STYLE AND BETTER GRAPHICS AND SOUNDS HAHAHAHAHA well............... i plan to be a tough contender......... nice job man

[Creeper]

Sorry...

just wasnt that inovative, the drawing was done pretty poorly and the audio was done half assed............. yup did not aprove....... but i bet u tried and thats what counts, GET BETTER!!!!